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I heard this for the first time on, of all places, NPR. I was in the car by myself and could not stop laughing aloud. (On the other hand, if a guy ever said any of this stuff to me, I would probably have to kick him.)
Jas, Could you imagine what your wife would do if you gave her a compliment like that? She is the most beautiful woman on the street.... depending on the street.
Jenn, I hope no guy would give you such a lame compliment.
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"you're so beautiful, you could be a part-time model... You're so beautiful, you could be a tree."
such a wonderful, back-handed compliment.
I heard this for the first time on, of all places, NPR. I was in the car by myself and could not stop laughing aloud. (On the other hand, if a guy ever said any of this stuff to me, I would probably have to kick him.)
Jas,
Could you imagine what your wife would do if you gave her a compliment like that? She is the most beautiful woman on the street.... depending on the street.
Jenn,
I hope no guy would give you such a lame compliment.
dave,
being that her competition is our daughter, she may consider it high praise (it is. and she's worth it.)
but i'm not gonna risk it.
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