I am accepting admissions for poetry and flash fiction. I accept most types of work except anything pornographic. Talent is all that I ask. I'll give all a chance and try to be as accomodating as my time allows. Please e-mail all submissions to email@example.com
Did you hear the one about the pastor who got sued by a former member of his congregation? It isn't a joke I am sad to say. I am sure there is a time and a place to reveal a members dirty laundry, but not in this fashion.