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Looks like my days as a ne'er-do-well and a vagabond are coming to an end. I just got accepted to the English Department of Rutgers University. Now I'm really going to become an intollerable know-it-all.
And I might be coming back, there is something swimming around up stairs and I don't quite know how to put it.