Happy Birthday Adolf

With all the pretentious a-hole names out there like Apple, Coco & Bronx I have to say that the one that takes the cake (pun intended) is Adolph Hitler Campbell. And he has a sister whose middle name is, I kid you not, Aryan Nation! I swear parents are just hoping their kids get the beat down on a regular basis. What is even worse is the father doesn't see what the big fuss is about over his children's names. Would it surprise anyone that there are Nazi memorabilia all over the house?