Yes, I'm That Immature

Sure the game is kinda gross and deals with flatulence, but it it is also very addicting.

One Sentence Stories

Hat Tip to Ken for showing this one last night.

Good Question

Todd was asked a good question, and I was intrigued to see how I would answer.

What would you do with those 25 years?

• The first one of course begins with a girl.... I wouldn't have acted like a hurt little puppy when Meghan turned me down when I asked her out. This girl was beyond cool. We met at county college. We'd cut class to get coffee. She drove me home when my car was busted. I asked her out and she didn't say no. She just said that she wasn't ready yet, but to keep being friends and when the time was right she'd be ready. I never talked to her again. What a jackass I was!
• I'd have kept in better touch with Joe, Tim, and a few others from back in the day. We had a blast and hung out all the time.
• I wouldn't have stayed as long as I did at the state and actually tried to stretch my wings a bit more.
• Not been afraid to try stuff. I always wanted to go into Philly more when I was younger, but I was afraid I'd get lost and not find my way back.
• I jumped around too many churches.
• I'd have been nicer to certain people who actually turned out to be quite cool.
• I'd have decked those guys in my earth space science class who picked on me every day for the year.
• I'd have eaten healthier and actually exercised more.
• I'd have kept up with the Karate. I'd be third degree black belt by know if I stuck with it.
• I'd have studied literature like I wanted to in school.
• I'd have spent that year in the Dominican Republic after graduation instead of going to college like I wanted to. I was told I'd always have time to do it later. Right.
• I'd have told Emily and Meredith to cut the crap.
• I'd have told Sharon to shut the hell up.
• I'd have spent more time with my mom.
• Talked more with my grandparents.
• and believe it or not start to drink beer a lot younger. The good stuff, not the crap.
• I'd have driven down to see Todd like I said I would several months ago instead of waiting for the right time to go. Sorry buddy.
• If this were possible, I'd have hung out with Wes, Matt, Michelle, Jeff and Thom a lot more and spent less time in the AV room watching Fall Guy Re-runs.
• Watched less TV period.
• Taken more care of my yard even though I was tired all the time.
• Appreciated the dark night of my soul more.

Ok, now i am obsessing. What would you guys put?

Funny!

When I saw the new short by Pixar before Wall-E I nearly pissed myself! Though it is still CGI it is classic cartoon humor.

True Oil Freedom

If only this were true.